Filipjan
'Ready to move in' according to the real estate agent – provided you bring a level and snorkel. What a gem, this house in Schildwolde! According to the real estate agent, all you need is a lick of paint and you can move in. That’s right, if you don’t mind a marble spontaneously embarking on a world tour as soon as you let it go – that's how crooked the house was. And that mysterious water feature on the ceiling? Turns out it’s not a design choice, but a leak. Nicely modern, just like the wooden floor which offers a mini trampoline experience with every step. Oh, and do you want to schedule a viewing? Good luck! Jans Duit Makelaardij used to be reachable. Nowadays, you'd have better luck contacting a medium than their office. And then there’s the one on Oldenbarneveltlaan. For sale, out of sale, back in again... The house has more phases than an IKEA cabinet without instructions. Maybe it will soon be ‘for sale’ spiritually as well?
